“You can’t turn down a vibrator.”

Most days, the things that my students say far outweigh any Freudian slips that I have in class.  However, there are days where my mouth runs far quicker than my mind.  This was one such day.

A student had a phone on their desk.  It started to buzz against the desk, creating a loud reverberation.  The student next to him playfully shoved his arm, and said, “Dude, turn that down.”

I said, trying to be helpful,

“You can’t turn down a vibrator.”  -Me.

Silence. So much silence.

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There’s a couple of ways we could have taken that:

  1. You can’t say no to a vibrator.
  2.  You cannot modulate the level of a vibrator.

 

 

#TeacheroftheYear

 

 


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